Tobacco Road’s 96th Anniversary Party
What: Miami’s oldest bar toasts a long history of debauchery with performances by Locos por Juana and Shameless Burlesque, along with 96 minutes of 96¢ drinks.
Why: You’ve been down this road before.
When: Fri., 6 p.m.-4 a.m. 96¢ drinks, 6-7:36 p.m.
Where: 626 S. Miami Ave. (305-374-1198).